dedododo-dedadada:

i guess that alternate universe didn’t really work out for micky

#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical

agent-355:

Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

luciawestwick:

Best villian ever.

ahomeboyslife:

forever how much i will never understand girls.

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show

#wow #thanks dean #fuck you dean 

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

there’s a massive plot hole in goblet of fire in that nobody would really take a potion that stops them from becoming david tennant

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

gytrash:

I look incredible