#EXCUSE ME WHILE I’M SCREECHING TO DEATH

black-nata:

_{i only lied as much as i was lied to.}

kkatkkrap:

faineemae:

why the fuck would you do this to me holy shit

OH GOD.

NOPE. FUCKING NOPE.  NO. NOPE.  NU-UH.  DONE.

cronicallyawesome:

longlivethetimelords:

So this just happened. 

“a token of appreciation for my biggest fan.”

IV‎. Tom’s impression of Alan Rickman || 01:23

forever-impala:

Brothers

ofvnoitfnbiofbljtfnbio hiiiiiiiiiii

Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

michellicopter:

Ancient Runes & the Ravenclaw Common Room

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

 #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR

and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”

I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.

#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee

What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.

I’ve found such a huge picture of Tom, that you can even see the photographer reflected in his eyes

thomas-william-hiddles:

coolbeansandtimemachines:

say-it-from-the-rooftops:

I mean… look at this  o_O

oh my GOD

Oh, my dear lord.