"Harry and Ed are so close they are like a married couple, we all take the mick out of them. They genuinely miss each other when they’re away and even wear each others’ friendship bracelets."
[apparently Gimli was the equivalent of 14 during The Hobbit timeline
ONE DAY IMMA HAVE MY OWN ADVENTURES
THEN YOU’LL BE SORRY
True facts though, everybody’s talking about Thranduil shitting bricks when Legolas brings Gimli home for the holidays, but WHAT ABOUT GLOIN? I can’t even imagine how much he’s like SO YOU DECIDED TO SHACK UP WITH THE ELF KID WHOSE SUPER RACIST DAD THREW US IN PRISON. THAT’S GREAT. THAT’S JUST GREAT. And then every time they visit Gloin talks about that time they had to escape from LEGOLAS’S DAD’S PLACE. In BARRELS.
Not that he’s bitter.
Ugh, Gus, why do you have to do me like this. NOW ALL I WANT TO DO is write a Legolas and Gimli get The-Middle-Earth-Version-Of-Vegas married fic, where the night of Aragorn’s coronation gets a little crazy and it just seems like a good idea at the time. And then they wake up the next morning and are kind of like, well, it still doesn’t seem like it was a terrrrrrible decision….but I guess we should probably stop by and inform our families on our way to Adventure In The West….
And then Legolas has to be like, uh, about how my dad is my dad, and Gimli has to be like, uh, about how the dwarvish word my dad uses instead of your dad’s name translates to “Asshole,” if the translator is being REALLY KIND, and then they have to go to the two most awkward “So about how we got drunkenly hitched but we mean it off to the West we go now bye,” dinners of all time. Why would you do this to me, Gus. Why.
Look how badass he is while holding that baby
But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.
WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
THE BLESSING OF THOR
and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”
I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.
What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.
#headcanon: castiel and mary met once years ago when she made that deal with Azazel #right after castiel took dean back to the present#she made him promise that he’d watch over dean #and from then on she promised dean every night that angels were watching over him #and they were. cas was.#for years until the day cas finally broke through and rescued dean from hell #(he will always blame himself a little for letting dean go to hell in the first place) #and in the end cas sacrificed everything to keep that promise to mary #to watch over dean and protect him #not just for dean but for mary too
his hair….grows so fast….
This was only LSP’s imagination tho
#I can see Sherlock coming home after Riechenbach on Christmas eve #he slips into the flat #and john’s just curled up on the couch#holding a mug of tea #and there’s another on the table #getting cold #just like last year and the year before #and when he comes in john doesnt move at first#not until sherlock says something #and when john looks up and sees sherlock #he stands for a moment #takes a few steps towards him #reaches a hand out towards him #his mouth falling open slightly #Sherlock grabs him by the shoulders as his knees go out #They hit the floor together #sitting in a tangled mess #and john just clings to him #doesnt speak #doesnt cry #his hands touch ever part of sherlock they can reach #reassuring him that sherlock is real #he’s really back #sherlock places a kiss on his fore head and whispers #Happy Christmas John
Best underreaction ever.
That guy needs his own movie.
In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities. The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.
Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids. He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.
When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.
Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.
THE SECRET STORY NO ONE TELLS:
once upon a time, there was a man named tony stark. he lived a very exciting life full of caves and boxes of scraps and daddy issues! one day, he woke up in a strange bed. “this is not my beautiful house,” he said. “this is not my beautiful wife!”
“robert,” said everybody, “tony stark is a character you play in the movies.”
“oh,” said tony stark. “do i have to stop acting like him?”
“no,” said everybody.
“am i still rich?” said tony stark.
“yes,” said everybody.
“and my name is…” said tony stark.
“robert downey junior,” said everybody.
“well, alright,” said tony stark, “stranger things have happened to me, i guess. can somebody make me a smoothie?”
I wonder what britain’s going to do when its 20 actors die
I thought British actors were like phoenixes. Instead of dying, they just burst into flames and then a new British actor rises from the ashes and takes their place.
wait wait does that mean time lords are just human shaped phoenixes
or does this mean all british actors are actually time lords and instead of dying they just regenerate
all of the pieces are coming together now
So Doctor who is like reality tv?
#so let’s talk about this #this is loki’s big opening number #this is how he introduces himself to the new realm of earth #his opening volley #his brash declaration of war #’i am loki of asgard’ #except you’re totally not loki #and you’re the only one in the room that knows it #so what are you trying to prove loki? #who are you trying to convince? #why claim your home here and now when no one is around to notice? #because no matter how much loki hates his family #no matter how much he hates his realm #no matter how much he hates the æsir #he hates not being one more #he hates being jötunn more #therein is loki’s most childish and saddest fault #he tried so desperately to remain an æsir #he killed his own father in a hopeless futile scheme to make it not so #he razed jötunheimr to try and scour their stain from his body #being a jötunn was so foul to his mind that murder and genocide became viable courses of action #he clings desperately to his æsir identity before turning around and denying thor as his brother with his next breath #so long as no is around to see it he cleaves to his title of loki of asgard #but never to his brother’s face #because then thor wins #again #thor is right again #and loki would rather be alone than be wrong again
Okay, we have to add on to this. Because is the thing about Loki in the Avengers that really gets us. See, he’s incredibly intelligent. He’s a trickster; he has to be. He had to know, right from the start, what the probably outcomes of this whole thing were. He had to. Maybe he tried not to, maybe he lied to himself, but somewhere deep down, he had to have known. But he went ahead and did all this anyway, so why?
‘Because I am the monster who parents tell their children about at night,’ he said. He was one of those children. He truly believes he’s a monster; he will look back on his life, on his childhood, and twist every memory, every action and outcome, in order to prove this to himself, because that’s what the brain does sometimes when we’re afraid and hurting. Loki hates himself; in his mind he is a monster, ruining all he touches, unworthy of his brother’s love. Not capable of being ‘fixed.’
Loki spends the entire film pissing off as many powerful people as he can, especially Thor. He probably knew that dropping Thor wouldn’t kill him, and that knife he stabbed him with? Too short to do any real damage. He knew Thor would survive. So why do it? Because he wants Thor to hate him. Because it’s easier. Because Thor caring for him hurts too much, even though he wants it too.
Because we don’t think Loki was counting on surviving this whole escapade and because Loki figures that as long as he’s going to die anyway it might as well be at the hands of the brother he loves so much, in spite of everything.
Because then Thor could be the martyr, the king who sacrificed everything, even killed his own beloved brother, in order to protect his people. And Loki would be free.