uncannibal:

epitomeofgreatness:

The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.

tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN

frahk:

scandalous details revealed for the first time these are real photos

morrighansmuse:

“We are the dwarves of Erebor.  We have come to reclaim our homeland.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Neon Genesis Evangelion

“They continued to rub his thighs until they were so warm that they could fry an egg with them. In fact, they did, and ate it for dinner, off of his thighs.

‘Ah! Guys that tickles!’ Shinji laughed.

‘MMMGMSDDGF’ The other two said, their mouths brimming with eggs.”

lucianoclossi:

GRANDMA TAKIN A SHIT IN THE DARK

samandriel:

Leonardo DiCaprio is not a model, the camera just went off.

The best pun in the entire world is from Suite Life when Cody is like, “But the box said honey mist auburn!” and Zack says, “Honey, you missed auburn BIG TIME.”

aronamik:

yourroyalpenis:

-dream-weaver-:

plantegg:

On October 31st while we’re all out on halloween, the gays will be celebrating swalloween and getting their own candy if you know what i mean

did someone say cocktober fest

I almost spit my ice cream everywhere.

spitters are quitters

nerdfighter-art:

for yofrere

Fireside Johnlock

submitted by call-me-trimtab

My secret Santa is the best. You can all go home now.

{Indian Couture} Part VIII | Tarun Tahiliani

themostmoist:

What’s the DEAL with warp drive?

slashandkittens:

sherokutakari:

trolliarty:

mightevenbeagoodone:

simpleandhumblejohnwatson:

teaandbiscuitsplease:

We Sherlockians all know that this quote originated with Sherlock himself in The Sign of Four. But, the Sherlock Holmes novels don’t exist in BBC Sherlock’s universe. So, for the longest time I just assumed that Sherlock came up with the phrase in The Hounds of Baskerville at The Cross Keys pub, and that John’s “Spock” comment was just poking fun that Sherlock was being overly analytical and needed to calm down.

However, then I obviously remembered that the phrase was actually said by Spock in the 2009 film Star Trek. And that The Hounds of Baskerville takes place in 2011.

So, assuming that BBC Sherlock exists in a universe in which Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and his stories don’t exist, Sherlock is actually quoting Spock (who coined the phrase) from the 2009 Star Trek film- not just coming up with something clever off the top of his head. And John recognizes that and calls him out on it. So this means that they’ve both seen the film. I’d wager that they saw it together. Sherlock doesn’t seem like much of a film buff, but he’d endure it if he saw it with John.

Meaning that at one point in time John and Sherlock had a Star Trek night.

That is all.

And John bought popcorn and threw bits of it at Sherlock anytime he started criticizing the plot over a low whisper. THIS HAPPENED, I FEEL IT

EVERYTHING IS JOHNLOCK

EVERYTHING