alioqui: voldy92: unsexual: omG omfgdaklgfa My white cat also does this and looks the exact same as;dghsa;dkjgh OH GOD MY STOMACH HURTS I’VE WATCHED THIS LIKE SEVEN TIMES
I don't even want to be on Tumblr because I feel...
SOME EVIL DEVIL SPAWN POSTED ROACH BIRTH.
I CAN’T EVEn akgvba lergbabhet I HATE YOU. OH GOD. UGH. WHY. I CAN’t GET IOT OUT OF MRE HEAD. AEHTGBEGBETGKL.abagegkbetbgeagtjkenartdljkgn
mychemicalnachos: when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
This is late but JULIET SIMMS AND CHARLOTTE...
I have feelings about this blog
tophatkurt: ophiuchustroll: ooohthatscrispy: brb-scarf-sale: http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/ what the christ SCREAMS this is the BEST BLGL OI HCACEV EVER
So my sister and I are vaguely planning for an LA trip for my birthday. Six Flags and Venice Beach are definite locations we want to go to but other than that, there isn’t much we’ve come up with. We need: a cheap but decent place to stay for like 3 or 4 days, a few more things to do, and who we’re going to do it with.
youngstero: there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
Message me what YOU think are my top three...
I know that you are a condomist.
There’s this thing I’ve been doing lately where I just kind of breakdown and start crying at school. And it’s happened at least three times now. It sucks.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Tried to tell my mom that past, present, future...
All I got was a blank stare.
Do your feet smell like an elephant's balls? →
Reblog if you have a person you could wait for the...
Reblog if your boobies are magical.
shipwreckblues: It would be awesome if I could just stop being fucking miserable.
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
thedruff: PASSING THIS SHOULD BE A PREREQUISITE BEFORE GETTING INVOLVED WITH HEATED ARGUMENTS ON TUMBLR