ϟ tickle my sleeping dragon ϟ: Archive

Watch

alioqui: voldy92: unsexual: omG omfgdaklgfa My white cat also does this and looks the exact same as;dghsa;dkjgh OH GOD MY STOMACH HURTS I’VE WATCHED THIS LIKE SEVEN TIMES

Mar 1st

15,445 notes

Mar 1st

4,358 notes

Mar 1st

154,130 notes

I don't even want to be on Tumblr because I feel...

Mar 1st

2 tags

SOME EVIL DEVIL SPAWN POSTED ROACH BIRTH.

I CAN’T EVEn akgvba lergbabhet I HATE YOU. OH GOD. UGH. WHY. I CAN’t GET IOT OUT OF MRE HEAD. AEHTGBEGBETGKL.abagegkbetbgeagtjkenartdljkgn

Mar 1st

1 note

Mar 1st

4,364 notes

mychemicalnachos: when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

Mar 1st

85,094 notes

This is late but JULIET SIMMS AND CHARLOTTE...

WHAT

Mar 1st

768 notes

I have feelings about this blog

tophatkurt: ophiuchustroll: ooohthatscrispy: brb-scarf-sale: http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/ what the christ SCREAMS this is the BEST BLGL OI HCACEV EVER

Mar 1st

3,557 notes

1 tag

Los Angeles!

So my sister and I are vaguely planning for an LA trip for my birthday. Six Flags and Venice Beach are definite locations we want to go to but other than that, there isn’t much we’ve come up with. We need: a cheap but decent place to stay for like 3 or 4 days, a few more things to do, and who we’re going to do it with.

Mar 1st

543,405 notes

Mar 1st

40,868 notes

youngstero: there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea

Mar 1st

8,524 notes

2 tags

Mar 1st

2,098 notes

3 tags

Mar 1st

538 notes

Mar 1st

112 notes

Mar 1st

10,433 notes

Message me what YOU think are my top three...

Mar 1st

25,138 notes

I know that you are a condomist.

Mar 1st

There’s this thing I’ve been doing lately where I just kind of breakdown and start crying at school. And it’s happened at least three times now. It sucks.

Mar 1st

1 note

1 tag

Mar 1st

19,625 notes

Mar 1st

6,736 notes

Mar 1st

15 notes

Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN? 
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?

Mar 1st

404,947 notes

1 tag

Tried to tell my mom that past, present, future...

All I got was a blank stare.

Mar 1st