I need you to be just like my friends. Exactly same. Please come back. I still and always will. I. live. for. you.
LOL best fran :D
Stranger: omg hi demi
Stranger: its halvo
You: :O mouthbreather!
You: how you been boy?
Stranger: ive been ok, how about you?
You: Same old same old
Stranger: hows your music career goin?
You: It's going amazing! how are you and your shitty rock band with that ginger doing?
Stranger: you know a rocket to the moon?
You: I fucked Nick :)
Stranger: im jealouuuuuus
Stranger: i tried to get with him
Stranger: but he says no
Stranger: were just friends
You: I can see why he denied
You: Nothing personal hun :)
Stranger: all time low
You: Ewh I tried getting with Alex but he wasn't having it
Stranger: jack is easier
You: So I hear,should I try fucking him next? I need to do someone who will boost my scene points
Stranger: yeah try him. hm, maybe try gabe saporta too? or john ohh
You: Oh Gabe can make me famous! so could Pete wentz..oh gosh the choices I have!
Stranger: ah pete wentz has too many stds from his wife.
Stranger: unless your up for it
You: Hm,well he'd still get my name out there...I can always go back to Alex Deleon he'd get the job done
You: without the stds!
Stranger: mhm thats true!
You: Maybe I'll do you? I mean...you are Halvo and I find you pretty sexy ;)
Stranger: o, your gunna use me to get famous?
You: Oh no not you baby,I use your friends but you...
You: your special :)
Stranger: your special too, i just used taylor and miley to get famous
Stranger: btw shes stupid as fuck
Stranger: let her no that ok
You: Ok,I stab that bitch in the back all the time anyways no worries
You: Just lemme know when we can tour together k?
You: Our tour will be bigger then Metro Stations and Mileys
Stranger: and mitchel mussos
Stranger: dont forget him
You: Oh right right,that other losers too
You: I knew you were special Halvo :)
Stranger: thanks demi, :) ill talk to you later im gunna go find some miley cyrus fans and bitch at them
You: Alright Halvo
Reblog if your dash is filled with Pretty Kitties
REBLOG BECAUSE GABE SAPORTA IS ALSO INTO CATS.
intelligentlyscrewed: drunkenlament: (via lighthousestairs)
cobraquotes: Send My Love To The Dancefloor (I’ll...
the things we say on Tumblr that we would never say to the people we’re talking about. I wonder if Patric Carman would call his mom a bitch to her face. I’m not calling him out I’m just giving an example. If he takes offense to this, I’m sorry Patric. Geez people take this stuff to heart. IT’S THE INTERNET. DEAL WITH IT AND GO HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. I only take...
ATTENTION ALL FUCKING SHARKS
bedspreadbandit: stormofgenius:wastedwastingtime:never-go-unsaid:kristiosaurus :ryanzor:astoryforsupper:nickpitman:simplicite:bethanyalynn:oldrabbit: ALRIGHT SHARKS THIS IS IT. WE ARE FUCKING LOSING BY ALMOST 8,000 OR SO AND WHAT ARE WE FUCKING DOING ABOUT IT? NOTHING. DO YOU WANT FUCKING PUSSIES TO WIN??? DO YOU???? IF YOU ARE A FUCKING SHARK AND YOU ARE FUCKING READING THIS...
Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter →
backlessblackdress: waitingtosay: lisanoelruocco: This is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen/heard in my 21 years on this Earth. I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this now, but it still makes me laugh out loud. “Bastert!” YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS I’D RATHER DATE A SPIDER OR A RAT DEN DATE YOU!!!!!!!!! WORLDDDDDDDDDD. xD
Fail on my part. I was supposed to spam amazing pictures but I had to do crap for my mom. Sorry!
So here's to all the big people who I don't even...
I still care about you. /end So hello there followers and people I follow. I’m about to spam some amazing photos. If you want credit, holler at your girl. I love all the things I find on Tumblr. I’ve laughed, cried, and/or got totally freaked out about all the stuff I’ve seen on my dash. Thanks for making my nonexistent life a little bit more appetizing. And I can’t...
alex gaskarth gave me herpes.
backlessblackdress: bemysilhouette: backlessblackdress: bemysilhouette: and then he called me a fat ass. he got that herpes from me, you know oh so he wrote Break Out! Break Out! for you, then. I told him he didn’t have to- but I was so flattered I couldn’t refuse to let him write it. :die: woo. I love tumblr.
patricc: takingbacksydney: Tumblr was for the cool kids. The ones without many friends. Tumblr is for the ‘outcasts’ if you will, to come together, and blog about music and movies and celebrities and Trace’s horseness and Halvo’s extreme face and everything else. People from the real world are not supposed to have a Tumblr. It’s not even a secret anymore. Whatever. /random pissyness This is my...
patrick: probably my best friend in the whole world. we can finish eachothers...– pete (via falloutmen) omg they’re so cute ;_; (via backlessblackdress) (via intelligentlyscrewed) oh how cute.
interesting facts about me that wikipedia keeps...
ahomeboyslife: i have a speech writer on staff. so everything i say every day is actually scripted. if i pause and look like im listening to you if you look very closely i have a tiny ear piece in and im just waiting on my next line. it doesnt work well if i get out of range thats why i say stupid stuff sometimes. before fall out boy broke i came up with an idea for “hand de-sanitizer” for our...
#573. I fantasize about Gabe Saporta. Quite...
ahopelessromantic: shapelessminds: (via littledirtysecrets) LOLOL YESS LMFAO THIS
douchedouchedouche. I fail at life. No winning. Just total loserness. MY TUMBLARITY IS 3. WTAF. I’m going to spam pics and reblog all my likes. I just fail. That is all.
I pulled my black and green zebra shoulder strap tighter and started to climb...– from my latest chapter. I fail.
No way, no how.
So I just got off the phone. My ex called me saying he saw me. It was so not awkward but it was weird. He was like ‘So you wanna hang tomorrow?’ and I told him yes. What the deuce. I’m nervous and totally freaking. Mario is so not helping but I love this song. Ugh, this is just so not epic.
You've got to be joking.
Hello? Did I say I cared? I’m just not in a good fucking mood. And don’t try to put me down because of your insecurities. I don’t want to hear what you have to say, I was just pointing something out. I was just asking if you would change your name. I never cared if you did. The fact that you’re arguing back makes you even stupider than me. Get over yourself and leave me the...