colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

canary-chan:

Thank you so much! I went with #1~!

a-spoon-is-born:

If I follow you, yes, I care about your garden, what your cat did today, the jewelry you made, that one friend who said the thing, i like your sense of humor, and also your selfies.

Also, heart.

  1. England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”
  2. America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”

tavrisprite:

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

do not touch me without my consent

didipenny:

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

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balfies:

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

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sherlockisthenight:

squarlo:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

did you just call Smaug a slut

he’s a gold digger

uberzers:

I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any. 

headfirstforieros:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

you were born stupid, you piece of shit.

headfirstforieros:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

you were born stupid, you piece of shit.

falloutboysbuttsblog:

"But, teacher, didn’t we have homework????"

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"You talk too much"

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"You talk about that band too much"

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"Can I see your phone?"

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"You eat too much"

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"I saw someone talking to your crush"

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"Don’t look at me like that"

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"We would literally play any show. We’d end up in a town and our show was canceled, or we’d have three days off.”

All hail the King.

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